Sunday, December 25, 2011

Flashback #1

Last December 16 I recalled something that happened exactly 12 years ago. It's not really an important day. It's just a classmate's birthday. I'm not really fond of her though I find her pretty... but I remember that date clearly because it was a weird day for me. It was my first time to go to that house, yet it feels as if I've been there before. Deja'vu, as other's might call it.

Personally I just think it's a pretty accurate coincidence, because nothing significant happened.

When I was just a kid, maybe 4 or 5, I have this recurring place in my dream.

I'm standing on a big tree on the side of a road. On the bend of the road there's this house with a terrace. On the terrace there's a group of people looking down on me.

That event had no bearing whatsoever in my life.

When I first set foot on that place, I immediately recognized it and I was absentminded to the people around me the whole time---alert of my surroundings--- maybe my mind foresaw something....but nothing happened.

The first thing I wanted to check was who was on the terrace of my classmate's house. So I went up and saw no one there except for my classmates. And then I looked in front of the tree: there were kids playing in front of the tree.

......

Wala lang gusto ko lang magsulat. Hango sa totoong pangyayari yan...at hindi pawang gawa gawa lamang. XP

Nakakailang post na ako sa facebook, multiply at twitter pero feeling ko hindi ko pa rin naisusulat lahat ng gusto kong isulat. Pagkatapos nito, may isusulat uli ako. Maghanda sa bahang gagawin ko... >:)

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Welcome to the internet

Hi. Welcome to the magical world of the internet! But before you proceed, we would you to answer the following questions. Failing to pass this test will make you ineligible to enter.

1) 1+0+(1x0)+0+1+1+1+0+1x0(0x1) = ?

2) Fill in the blank: ____ going to the party
a) their
b) they're
c) there

3) Fill in the blank: You may now take ___ share of the prize.
a) your
b) you're

4) Insert the missing punctuation mark/s in this sentence: lets eat grandma

5a) Give AT LEAST a name OR a surname of ANY of the hobbits in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. (You immediately pass this test if you can name all of them) _____

5b) Name at least 3 characters from harry potter (aside from harry potter).

6) What's the capital of your country?

7) Name at least 10 other countries aside from your [own] country.

8) Have you ever watched AND understood a post-Titanic Leonardo DiCaprio film? yes/no

9) There's a problem with you're computer. You can go to the internet, but it's still not working properly. What would you do?
a) call your reluctant computer-savy neigbor/relative/friend
b) google the problem
c) go to yahoo answers

10) BONUS:
What does this mean?/ What is this? --> 1337
a) some kind of internet code/language - it's an insult word
b) some kind of internet code/language - it's a compliment word
c) what kind of sorcery is this?!?
d) some kind of internet code/language - it's an emoticon
e) some kind of internet code/language
f) some kind of programming language.


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Dapat may reading comprehension part din to...XP

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Rise of the pedobears

Pagkakaalam ko, ang evolution libo-libo hanggang milyong taon ang inaabot. Pero meron akong napapansing adaptation/evolution ng mga tao na nangyari in less than 20 years:

Anlalaki na ng mga bata ngayon!!!

Kahapon, habang naghihintay na magupitan may nakita akong 'teenager' na medyo may itsura. When I realized na sobrang layo ng age gap...I sighed and resumed sa paglalaro ko sa cellphone ko. Bigla siyang tumayo at pumunta sa counter na nasa tabi ko. Nang magsalita siya, I realized kung gaano talaga siya ka-bata based sa boses niya: anak ng~.....nasa 8-12 lang!!! @__@

DEFUQ

I can't believe I just checked out a 10-ish girl. Di ako makapaniwala sa size nung bata...halos kasing tangkad ko....plus naka-strap high heels (ganun ba ang tawag dun??). If you saw her...I promise you wouldn't even think of judging me. Ugh. 10 year old. really.

The voices in my head didn't judge me either... maikukumpara mo yung eksena sa utak ko sa Mission Control ng Apollo 13 na nagkakagulo.

It's not the first time that this happened...pero first time na ganito kalala. Yung iba mga 15 na napagkamalan kong 20++... although mas malaki yung gap ng [akala ko] 18, [yun pala ay] 10 kumpara sa 15,20++ ....iba pa rin talaga pag bata...as in bata na yung pinag-uusapan.

I don't think there's any problem with me. Once I know that the age is inappropriate, wala na yun. It's just that they're just really getting bigger and the way that they dress is ---IMHO---- inappropriate for their age.

Napatunayan ko yung punto ko nung nakita ko kung gaano kakapal nung make-up nung nanay(?) niya----parang quarry site ng violet make-up.

I don't know who's to blame: yung parents ba, yung generation, yung 'uso' or what...

Ewan ko...basta ang alam ko hindi ako pedobear....XP

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Kwentong Kutsero

Sobrang nakakatamad talaga siguro ng trabaho na pagiging Taxi Driver.

Tuwing sumasakay ako ng taxi, merong kuwentong dala yung driver. Kadalasan tungkol sa traffic --duh-- minsan umaabot hanggang sa pulitika. Mabuti pa yung mga security guard, sila, kahit papaano, nakakakwentuhan yung mga may nilalakong paninda. Samantalang ang mga taxi driver, naka-aircon nga, pero wala naman silang makausap----hanggang sa may sumakay.

Ang kwento kagabi ni manong, maliban sa traffic ay yung hirap ng buhay ngayon. Naikwento nya na hindi pa raw siya pwedeng umuwi kasi kulang pa rin ang kita niya sa buong araw. Ala-una na ng madaling araw nung sumakay ako sa taxi niya. Pagkatapos daw, kinabukasan ng alas diyes, may trabaho pa uli siya. Hindi ko lang alam kung taxi pa rin---malamang hindi, base sa pagkakasabi niya nung sentence.

Hindi ako nakipagkwentuhan sa driver sa pagkakataon na yun kagabi. Antok na antok na rin kasi ako at kailangan ng makauwi dahil dumadami na naman yung late ko.