Ridiculous porn and virus names on Limewire

I was searching for songs of bossanova pioneers in LimeWire earlier. As usual, pornographic
entries were on top of the list...easily recognizeable by their suspiciously-small file sizes
and their click-me-quick kind of filenames (phrases with words like "hot", or "sexy" in it,
to attract perverts)

(I hope their PC's will get infected)

I typed the names of Antonio Carlos Jobim and Sergio Mendez..

Ang lumabas...

Sergio Mendez wet and wild
Sergio Mendez naked
Antoni Carlos Jobim cute girl [censored] on webcam

err...okaaaay.

[me]: tinatawagan lahat ng manyak....sinung interesadong makita si Sergio Mendez na
"wet and wild"?

[perv]: uhm...no thanks, man

P.S. maniac or not, avoid downloading anything on limewire that has a very small file size
(1,000Kb or below). Typical MP3 files must at least be 2Mb (low quality) or 4Mb (average
quality)