Wednesday, November 7, 2007

News: Things you NEED to know

Sa Laguna...Asong nagpapa-dede ng pusa.

Sa Japan...Bra na may lalagyan ng chopstick.

Sa Pilipinas...World record sa may pinakamaraming nagkakamot ng pwet simultaneously...

How nice... Thank you 6:30pm news for informing us of these things...Minsan tuloy naisip ko kung nasa likod ba ng cameraman nila si Bruce Nolan* making use of his newly acquired omnipotence to type stuff into the script.

Try to mentally cut out the Crap-news and Showbiz-news....siguro 10-15 minutes na lang ang balita.

P.S. Yung unang dalawang balita, totoo [from 2 and 7]. Yung third, imbento ko lang, but expect to see something like it every weeknight...[ay caramba!]

11/10/2007 follow-up:
Heheh...kakasabi ko lang eto na naman: Bahay na hugis inidoro...blah, blah [GMA]...

12/29/2007...
horoscope para sa mga alagang hayop sa australia... haaay. (for people with so much time and money to burn)

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